cracked:

The truth of it isn’t all Macklemore and funny coats and tiny bicycles.
4 Harsh Realities About Working at a Thrift Store

#4. The Wealthiest Customers Are the Worst
The thrift store I worked at was in a really wealthy neighborhood, so obviously we got a solid handful of rich, bored housewives who’d come in out of idle curiosity for how the other half lives (spoiler alert, rich people: not as well as you). The wealthy customers would talk to me as if being around donated clothes meant that I was also some kind of discount, donated human. One such woman sneered when I told her an Abercrombie shirt was $2.99, because she expected it to be free, apparently. After I finished ringing her up, she stood by the register and pointed out every dismal aspect of our store like a judgmental stepmother.

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cracked:

The truth of it isn’t all Macklemore and funny coats and tiny bicycles.

4 Harsh Realities About Working at a Thrift Store

#4. The Wealthiest Customers Are the Worst

The thrift store I worked at was in a really wealthy neighborhood, so obviously we got a solid handful of rich, bored housewives who’d come in out of idle curiosity for how the other half lives (spoiler alert, rich people: not as well as you). The wealthy customers would talk to me as if being around donated clothes meant that I was also some kind of discount, donated human. One such woman sneered when I told her an Abercrombie shirt was $2.99, because she expected it to be free, apparently. After I finished ringing her up, she stood by the register and pointed out every dismal aspect of our store like a judgmental stepmother.

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zodiacbaby:

*talking to myself as I wobble up the stairs* , you are sober and in control of the situation

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back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

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matilda-the-hun:

weeddaddy:

actually it’s doctor whom

you son of a bitch you stole my joke

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miketooch:

Future-me as a parent

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that-little-foxy:

anymousse:

And now, a deep moment from Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

This show…this show everybody

that-little-foxy:

anymousse:

And now, a deep moment from Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

This show…this show everybody

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frannybagels:

I haz other blog:

The Intimacy Aesthetic

Follow maybe?

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badwolfinbelgravia:

myfleshwounds:

mitten:

don’t hit ur girlfriend unless ur smacking that ass

But make sure you have consent to smack dat ass

ask the cutie before you touch the booty

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I work out my problems by talking to you about your problems.
Alexandra Naughton  (via thatlitsite)
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kittyneko-sama:

Did you know at the set of Capitan America 2. Chris Evans couldn’t tell apart  Scarlett Johanson’s stunt doubles from her so he would start talking to them as in they were Scarlett and the stunt doubles played the game ” How long would it take Chris to figure out im not Scarlett” . Apparently the record was 10 minutes.

kittyneko-sama:

Did you know at the set of Capitan America 2. Chris Evans couldn’t tell apart  Scarlett Johanson’s stunt doubles from her so he would start talking to them as in they were Scarlett and the stunt doubles played the game ” How long would it take Chris to figure out im not Scarlett” . Apparently the record was 10 minutes.

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