Kat Dennings Instagram: "The hottest hair accessory for 2014"
- Other people: I haven't been able to watch my tv shows lately, too many assignments
- Tumblr: I haven't been able to do my assignments, too many tv shows
- Me: I haven't been able to watch my tv shows lately, too many tv shows.
All I wanna do is get high and use my’ve vibrator, but I only have half a nickel bag left and I left my vibrator in my dorm room.
Even though it feels like I’m being torn apart from the inside out, there’s no mistaking the great weight that’s been lifted off my shoulders. I guess sometimes, the right thing for you can’t always be the right thing for everyone else, no matter how badly you wish it was.
"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.