February 2012
Teacher : What comes after 69?
Student : Mouthwash
Teacher : Get out
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If you can correctly pronounce every word in this...
crimsun: Read More I got through most of it okay. Its just really fucking long
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Just finished the pilot episode of Smash
It was definitely good, really good. Was it great? Eh…I don’t know. The plot seemed to drag just a little; it seemed long (although that could have more to do with the fact that Netflix wasn’t working for me for the first half of it). It did a good job at establishing the characters and main plot, but there wasn’t that…I don’t know…oomph. That spark that...
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whisperinautumn replied to your photo: Getting a lot more comfortable with the fro. It… Yep, I think the mini twists would look best on you. Also, you rock a fro pretty well. I miss you. I hope you have time for a phone call soon. Thank you! And what happened to the housewarming party thing with you and Dave?
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30 Things to Stop Doing to Yourself →
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The Proper Way to be Black
racismschool: I was listening to Aisha Tyler’s Podcast and in one episode, her guest was Toure. It was an interesting interview but he said something that really stuck with me. He said “Black is portable.” This simple line really felt like a profound statement. It was short and sweet but a powerful notion.  They were talking about “What it meant to be black.” As if there was a “How to” guide....
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Things I've learned working in Adult World.
splashofthesun: Porno is to men as clothing is to women. I’ve never seen anyone stand so long in a store to pick out the right movie as a man will. I actually forget about my customers until they come up to the register, completely positive they’ve picked the right one. It’s like, a crazy observation, watching these men in their worlds. It’s a completely different world, and here I was...
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WatchWatch
gay-men: Ellen DeGeneres responds to the One Million Moms group on her show (a branch of the American Family Association). The group have been threatening to boycott JC Penney over their decision to choose Ellen to be their new spokesperson due to her sexuality. Absurd I know. Thankfully sanity has prevailed and Ellen remains spokesperson. I mean, lets be real here, its fucking Ellen...
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Dear "gamer girls"
quiettemperament: ournamesinunison: itsjeremiah: Imagine you’re at the supermarket and a fat ugly dude walks up to you and says “Hey, I’m a guy who can cook!” Then goes on to brag about how he can make macaroni and cheese, instant soup and noodles. that’s what you sound like. reminds me of Lights. Ugh. This. I’m no gamer, but at least I don’t fake it.
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godivachild replied to your photo: Today, I was Afro-Fabulous. Maybe if I feel like… YES AFRICAN QUEEN WORK! Have I told you lately that I love your face?
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Glee Scores Highest Sales Of The Season With... →
Last week’s Michael Jackson episode was a huge win for the crew behind the FOX musical comedy. Not only was it the most watched episode of the season, but it also generated the highest music sales! With their ten tracks, all MJ themed, the show sold 405,773 new tracks at iTunes and all are in the top 30 of iTunes Top Songs Chart. The largest seller was Naya Rivera and Grant Gustin’s cover...
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What I hate most about Twitter: finishing a good...
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the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who...
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
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Replace a word from a movie with "gay sex"
bridgeingthegap: godivachild: archaic-symphony: enriquesmole: sassy-gay-tomato: datvibesoneplayer: Nick and Nora’s Infinite Gay Sex Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Gay Sex The Gay Sex Centipede  The Secret World of Gay Sex. Aladdin 2: Return of Gay Sex Oliver and Gay Sex Gay Sex Ever After
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