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Shit black grandmas say

“these greens are blessed”

and that praise dance at the end LMFAO!!!!!!!!

LMFAO. REMINDS ME OF MY GREAT AUNT JESSIE! RIP.

“Stop flushing the toilet ‘fore you make my light bill go up!”

lmao crying right now.

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    Oh lawd I actually can relate to this. Especially...‘Praise Jesus’ part… my grandmother...

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    “sit down!” changing channels = increase in bill chiiiiiillllll’ 2 misquoted bible verses per conversation them

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    “Stop flushing the toilet ‘fore you make my light bill go up!” lmao crying right now.

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    toilet before you make my light bill go up!

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    *hollers* the talking about all the grandkid’s daddies, singing jesus is on the mainline, making us sit down in silence...

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    Yoooo Phil Wade is a fool! This is soooo Texas. The washing of the greens is of the utmost importance!

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    That whoopin’ with the soft-ass house shoe took me all the way back.

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    iDied lol. His Rev. Rozay will always be a classic!!

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