splashofthesun:

Porno is to men as clothing is to women.

I’ve never seen anyone stand so long in a store to pick out the right movie as a man will. I actually forget about my customers until they come up to the register, completely positive they’ve picked the right one.

It’s like, a crazy observation, watching these men in their worlds. It’s a completely different world, and here I was thinking that I was so close to it. 

I’m no where near it.

But maybe this job was the observation I needed to see how men can be. They can be shy or arrogant or nervous or just very boring. I get some women too, but I already know how women act. Plus the women sometimes buy like the weirdest things and I’m really sitting there like what the hell are you going to use that for, ma’am? I at least understand and am super envious of the things men buy. Like this thing called a fleshlight I think which is like a vagina that looks like a flashlight but is just a vagina like I dunno it’s hard to explain. Someone came in and asked for it yesterday and I was like “uhhh, Amanda, this guy wants a flashlight but…” and she was like “Oh, fleshlights are over here.” I thought my eyes were gonna roll on the floor when I saw what it was. Like damn, 3 people bought one that day.

#thatshitcray.

Yo dude, you ever put your finger in one of those Fleshlight things?

1. frannybagels reblogged this from splashofthesun and added:

   ever put your finger...of those Fleshlight things?

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